Mug, One Mug To Rule Them All

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One Mug to Rule Them All
Forged in fire, the potential power of this 11oz or 15oz mug is so amazing, it is almost magical. Fill it with any drink you like. Use the mug for good or evil, (but not unlawful) purposes, the choice is yours.
• Feeling a bit invisible? Slam this mug down on your desk or table, and the noise emanating from this mug of power is likely to draw attention to you. Sip calmly from the mug as if nothing happened, while your enemies feel chills of fear, and a grudging respect to the one wielding the One Mug to Rule Them All.
• You are with your buddies and can’t decide between binge watching Archer or the Lord of the Rings trilogy. You have the One Mug to Rule Them All, the decision is yours.
• Fill with black cherry soda. Take a big swig. Wipe mouth with back of hand. Smile slightly and state, “The blood of my vanquished foes is so yummy!” These works best for those unwanted visitors constantly ringing the front door bell, no matter how many times you tell them you are not interested in what they are selling or saying.

This sturdy white, glossy ceramic mug is an essential to your cupboard. This brawny version of ceramic mugs shows its true colors with quality assurance to withstand heat in the microwave and put it through the dishwasher as many times as you like, the quality will not be altered.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher safe
• Microwave safe
• White, glossy

Printed in the U.S.A.